It used to be that i could find no more joy then when i was denouncing your religion in front of your fellow christian homies, my friends or the whole class (sorry teach...ers) using debate, insults or just plain logic. My Friday night activitys would mostly consist of disrupting the local christian hate group that bugged the kids downtown in my later high school years, and even earlier i would use words like SATAN! to scare the real timid ones at school.
But now-a-days i find it a lot easier to keep the peace, that is of coarse when their not ruining parties with homophobia, implementing rules based on religion or PROTESTING MOTHERFUKING COMIC-CON!
Maybe its my own heightened interests in subjects such as Taoism, or the fact that some people can use Jesus crack to get off real crack, or probably it was because my parents not only did not force me to go to church but also would not have stopped me and i feel like i should do everyone the same favor.
Which brings me to Scientology:
Is it me or would this be the coolest goddammed religion ever if it wasn't for the fact
that it cost alot a money(oh and that dieing when your sick thing, but i have hung out with primitists before). I mean these people get to go around pretending that science fiction is real instead of believing some mad bastard god who may or may not be a man, i mean who really wins in that deal?. They actually believe that sci-fi stories are just realized past lives, and practice "remembering" these past lives through trances and its called "space opera"(not the music genre). I love sci-fi, fuck the bullshit. If i have to take a religion im taking the one with robots and shit, minus all the crazy bastard shit, the rich assholes and the fact that it cost a assload.... oh and you'd probably have to mostly listen to some shitty Science Fiction being that Hubbard is only so-so.But i already cant go to the doctor, what we need is a poor mans Scientology. Or i could just back to thanking Henry Rollins when good things happen.
Top 5 Some Harmlessly fun Religions
On second thought, just eat a dick L. RON
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