!IM THE SHIT!(and you are too!)

You got wake up in the mourning and tell yourself "I'm the Shit!' because their are going to spend the rest of the day proving you other wise.

Nothing be needed less then giving most people out there a delusion ridden bigger head, but in the same interest, it may just be fear and a lack of ones ability to recognize fellow bad-ass-ery that plagues us. I can think of nothing cooler then the random set of chemicals, events and chance that make your weird ass what it is at this moment. I forget this sometimes, take for shit the life and torture cocktail that walks or waddles around the store before asking me something strange. You, what ever the fuck you are, probley have some kind of super power that can only be truly recognized by you or your close friends!
Saint Ninja
My friend Ninja is the worst person to talk shit to. If is i was to slip into a denis-leary-like state, overcaffinated i would begin talking shit on the first person in the group that i could think of with whom i d a thin relationship. Ninja, friend to all, would not get mad but only begin in a list of good qualities and awesome skills that that person held, starting with: "yea but...". leaving me stunned.